The African Queen, or Adventures in Tunisia (part 2)
....continued....see previous entry for part 1....
Day 5 - Saturday
Since three of our first four vacation days came accompanied with pre-dawn wake-up calls, we decided to take a bit of a lazy morning. This means that we left for our daily adventure around 10:30 instead of earlier :-) After a lovely hotel breakfast, we took our two taxis to the Nabeul louage stand and hopped a van to Tunis (Tunisia's capital and largest city.) We decided to spend our Saturday at the Bardo Museum, which is the biggest and most important museum in Tunisia. It has rooms full of Phoenician and Roman artifacts, and it is particularly known for its glorious collection of Roman mosaics. The explanations posted by each item were all in French and Arabic, but luckily, my Lonely Planet guide to Tunisia (okay fine - that was product placement, I admit it) had a room-by-room overview of the Bardo, and we were able to see the highlights and read admittedly amusing blurbs about some of the artifacts. Here are three of my favorites:
Drunken Hercules - "Look out for the bronze statue of a drunken Hercules looking decidedly unheroic."
Statue of Apollo - "The statue hails from the temple of Apollo, god of light and music, and the dominant figure is, naturally, the god himself, holding a lyre. He's huge, languorous, and sensual, with how-does-it-stay-on drapery."
Statues of dwarves - "The Bronze Hall displays what was considered hot in home decor in the 1st century BC, including some creepy dancing dwarves."
Hurrah for Lonely Planet coming to the rescue. If any of you ever end up in Tunisia, I highly recommend both the book and the Bardo museum, which I found to be very well done and fascinating. Oh yes, thanks to Kim's foresight, she and I were able to get into the Bardo (and all other state-operated museums) for free because we renewed our ISIC (International Student Identity Card) cards before we left. DEFINITELY WORTH THE MONEY IF YOU ARE TRAVELING ABROAD. Okay enough travel tips :-)
After we finished at the museum, it was about 2:30, and we were way overdue for lunch, so we hired two cabs to take us to the Place de la Victoire, which is where the Tunis medina meets the Ville Nouvelle. Aka, that is where old school Tunis meets French Tunis - right in the middle of the city. The Bardo is a few km outside, so it was a bit of a drive, and I was riding with Danny and Ted. Thank God we always split up the boys and girls, because cab drivers have a tendency to offer to purchase the females. Our driver offered 300 camels for me after Danny and Ted refused to sell him Kim, who he admired as she climbed into the other taxi. Apparently, I'm just second best. Of course I wasn't sold, but it was the first time in my life that anyone ever offered to buy me. Also, cab drivers usually assumed that we were a group of three married couples traveling together, which made for a few awkward moments. "No Mr. Cab Driver, I'm not married to any of these men. Why not? Well I have a boyfriend. Why isn't he here? He's in school. Why isn't he protecting me? You mean from you? DRIVE THE DAMN CAR AND STOP OFFERING TO BUY ME!!" It did get old after a while, I must say. :-P
Right, moving on. So we found this little hole-in-the-wall restaurant recommended by Lonely Planet and had a delicious 4-course lunch for about $4. The owner was really nice and the place was clean and the food was great, so it was a good choice for a meal. After lunch, we located an internet cafe and attempted to get in touch with people for the first time in 5 days, but it was a frustrating exercise in patience, as the connection was exceptionally slow and the French keyboard was almost indecipherable. They hide their punctuation marks! My emails to my parents and Gregory looked like they were written by a 3-year-old, and it took me about 20 minutes to write 3 lines. Harumph. But lest you think that Saturday was a bad day, I promise, it wasn't :-)
After the internet cafe, we saw the only Roman Catholic Cathedral in Tunisia - St. Vincent de Paul, which is built in an interesting conglomeration of architectural styles. We also took a quick walk through part of the medina until it began to get dark, and then we decided to head home for the night. We had dinner, and then we checked out the "forced fun" activity in the lobby before heading to bed. (No comment on the fact that I was dragged out of the audience and forced to stand on some guy's butt while he lay (bare-chested) on broken glass. I did NOT volunteer.)
Day 6 - Sunday
We got an early start because we had a big itinerary for the day. Carthage (yes, the ancient sworn enemy of Rome) is now the wealthiest suburb of Tunis, and Sidi Bou Said is a gorgeous picturesque Tunisian village overlooking the Mediterranean, and we made it our goal to see both - the morning would be dedicated to Carthage and the afternoon to Sidi Bou Said.
We hopped a louage to Tunis, and from there we took taxis to
Carthage, which is only about 15km from the city center. The taxis dropped us off on top of Byrsa hill, which was once the spiritual center of ancient Carthage. Now it is home to a deconsecrated Catholic cathedral that was at one point dedicated to St. Louis, a museum housing Carthagian artifacts, and a spectacular view of Tunis and the sea. The photo shows city, but not the water (and three decidedly lovely females who happened to hop into the center of the photograph!) Kim and I, who had brought our ISIC cards and thus had free entry into the museum, checked out the exhibition while the rest of the group trekked down the hill to locate some ruins that were hidden among the upper middle class housing of present-day Carthage. The museum was okay, but I was glad I didn't have to pay to get in.
At the app
ointed time, we met up with everyone else on top of Byrsa hill, and we decided to locate some lunch and some more ruins. We stumbled first across "Pizza Phone," and after days of couscous and stew, pizza sounded pretty tasty, so we feasted there before heading to the Antonine baths. The baths are MASSIVE and cover a lot of ground, so we had a good time exploring. The photo is of Kim, Ted, Kelly, and Jeff in front of one of the structures on the property. The interesting thing about the baths is that they are literally next door to the Tunisian president's mansion. In Tunisia they have very strict laws about photographing any military personnel, law enforcement officer, or government building, so we had to be really careful with the photos here. Literally, they will confiscate your camera and/or throw you in jail for breaking this particular law, and frankly, who wants to go to jail in any country, let alone a developing nation? So yes, we were careful :-)
After the baths, we headed towards Sidi Bou Said, which is only 2km from Carthage. Since the weather was so nice (as it had been the entire trip), we decided to walk, and due to my slight navigational error, we
ended up on the beach, by the marina. It was lovely, and the walk was beautiful. The only problem was that the actual town was on a cliff about 1000 feet above us. Luckily there was a staircase heading up, which we decided would be the best way to get back rather than hiking around. About fifteen minutes later, we were all huffing and puffing and red-faced at the top. But we made it :-) Sidi Bou Said is famous for being beautiful. All the buildings are painted pristine white, with beautiful blue trimming (all the trimming was the same blue, which Kelly named "Tunisia blue.")
There was some good shopping there as well, along with many cafes. After our hike up the face of the cliff, we decided coffee/fresh-squeezed orange juice was a good idea and we tried to get into the place in the photo (the cafe is inside the black and white striped doorway.) It was full, though, so we went to the cafe next door, where I was able to get this lovely shot :-) After resting, we walked through the town, looked at the stores, and came to a beautiful place overlooking the Mediterranean. Here is a photo of the ladies in front of the view, and I believe Jeff said it most poetically: "this could be in the book of 'views that don't suck.' " :-D
We left Sidi Bou Said around 5:30 and headed back to the hotel after another long-but-fun day, had dinner, and got some shut-eye in preparation for our final day in Tunisia.
Day 7 - Monday
For our last day in Tunisia, we decided to go a little crazy, stop being tourists, and start being Tunisians. Sounds intriguing, doesn't it? Well read on to find out what I mean :-)
Danny decided to take a day of relaxation at the hotel, so the rest of us louaged it to Tunis (we were getting sooooo good at this!) and arrived around 11:00. We headed straight for the medina,
where we planned to spend our whole day. The Tunis medina is quite large, and it was very easy for us to fill a day there. We started at the Great Mosque, which is the biggest in Tunis. Non-Muslims are allowed in as far as the courtyard, but visitors can only enter until noon, so we went there first. The Mosque (which was built in the 700s and rebuilt in the 800s) is beautiful, and even more interesting, the builders utilized over 200 columns left by the Romans in Carthage. You can see them in this photo of the courtyard. After the Mosque, we took a short tour of some of the other important sites within the medina - government buildings, other mosques, etc. After THAT came some shopping :-) It is truly an experience just to walk through the souks here - the Tunis medina was MUCH larger than the one in Sousse, and the shopping area was probably 5 times as large. I was able to finish my souvenir shopping there, which was nice. We also got ready for the afternoon's activity (more on that later), which took us to the outer reaches of the medina. By that, I mean, we followed my map into the un-touristy part of the old city and saw what it really looks like to live there. After we found our destination (more later), we headed back to the touristy part for a quick, cheap, and delicious lunch before embarking on our biggest adventure of the trip.
My Lonely Planet says, "You haven't fully experienced Tunisia until you've been scrubbed down with an oven scourer by an enthusiastic elderly masseur." Never have truer words been spoken. A Tunisian custom that has been handed down since Roman times, hammams, or public bathhouses, are an everyday part of life in Tunisia. We thought it would be very interesting (not to mention enjoyable!) to experience this particular custom, so after lunch, the girls and boys split up and headed to our respective single-sex bathhouses. The boys' hammam was right in the touristy part of the medina, but the girls' was in the back alleys, where we saw no tourists, only natives. Now, bathhouses don't have any sort of marking or sign; rather, they have very distinctive doors - the doorway is black and white striped, while the doors are red, green, or some combination of both. In Tunisia, it is common knowledge that such colors on a door equal a hammam, but we had to figure that one out on our own.
Anyway, so Kim, Kelly, and I enter this rather intimidating building with about 30 French words between us, and absolutely no Arabic. The people running the place speak French and Arabic and absolutely no German or English. So we communicated with body language, but hey - it worked! The lady attendant pointed us to the changing area, and we three prudish Americans changed into our bathing suits under our towels. Now, by pure fact of having brought bathing suits instead of just wearing our underwear we already stood out, and the matching blue hotel towels didn't help our cause at all. We went back to the lobby room, where the attendant, after much waving of arms, introduced us to "Mama," an elderly Tunisian woman who would be our bath attendant (aka masseuse, aka lady who would supervise our trip through this rather elaborate ritual.) Mama was a very friendly, smiley lady of about 75 who sported around 4 teeth. She took us into the first of three bathing rooms and proceeded to strip us immediately of our bathing suit tops. Our bottoms stayed on, but we were from that point on topless. Then she led us to the steam room, where we sat with some buckets of excruciatingly hot water for a few minutes, ostensibly to open our pores. We, however, didn't know what we were supposed to be doing, so we just kept splashing ourselves with the boiling water while we shared some soap and shampoo that Kim had enough foresight to bring.
After about 10 minutes, Mama came back and led us to the next room, which was cooler, but still steamy. In the center of the room was a tiled slab that looked almost like a sacrificial alter. After wetting part of it down, she grabbed Kelly and put her on the slab facedown. Then she took this yellow glove and started to rub Kelly's back, which turned bright red instantly. After rubbing down her back, along with the backs of her arms and legs, she flipped Kelly over and continued to rub down the entire front of her body. So, the yellow glove turned out to be the most efficient exfoliating instrument I've ever seen, because there was a lot of dead skin coming off of Kelly! I know this because Mama grabbed my hand and slapped it onto Kelly's chest and made me feel all the dead skin that had been removed. Yum. After that, she soaped up Kelly, front and back, and rinsed her. Then it was my turn. Same deal, and after me came Kim. Each of us received about 10 minutes of attention. Then, Mama shampooed our hair, rinsed us with buckets, and brought us back to the first room. She proceeded to strip us of our bathing suit bottoms (eek!), and she rinsed us again, before gesturing for us to grab our towels. We were done. All in all, it took about an hour, and it was a very interesting and cultural hour! Anyway, we made our way back to the changing area (naked, under our matching blue towels) while everyone there laughed at us. Can't blame them. Heck, we are pale chicas! And dude, matching blue towels are never cool! We changed, and then paid. 3 Dinar apiece for the entire session!!! It was incredible, and I've never felt so clean in my life! And it was fun, although I have to say, I know Kim and Kelly now better than I ever thought I would!
It was fascinating to do this, because it is actually a daily part of life in Tunisia. We weren't the only people there by a long stretch, but we were the only Westerners. Watching the other women, thoug
h, it was obvious that this is a completely communal and social experience. Women who didn't know each other would scrub each other's backs and share soap. There were people there from age 2ish to age 80ish. Additionally, this was about all the interaction we had with Tunisian women (except, of course, for Fatma,) who do not, as a general rule, work outside of the home, so we were glad that we were able to finally meet and interact with them, even if we couldn't actually communicate in words... Anyway, the whole experience was wonderful, and although it was scary, I'm so glad that we did it. Here is a picture of us freshly scrubbed ladies outside the door to the bath (notice the colors....)
After our bathing experience, we met back up with the guys, who shared a similar experience (although with less nudity), and we headed back to the hotel for our last dinner and sleep in Tunisia.
Day 8 - Tuesday
We were being picked up for the flight at 12:15, so we had the morning to pack and take one last look around. Kim and I headed to the beach and lamented the fact that we were leaving 70 and sunny for 30 and wintry-mix (my absolute least favorite kind of weather.) Alas, it had to be done. We made it to the airport and flew home to cold, wintry Vienna to jump right back into work!
As I said, I need a vacation from my vacation, which is why it has taken so long to post this and my photos (which are finally up!) It was a fantastic trip, and I'm so glad that we got to go and that the weather was gorgeous and that everything ran so smoothly! But, as much as it pains me to say this, it felt durn good to come back to a developed nation where a woman can walk down the street alone and not feel awkward, nervous, or like she's being given a price in camels in the head of every man who stares at her. I'm glad to have been able to visit, but I was equally glad to be able to come home :-)